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Clem Fandango's 'Alba Historical'

Clem Fandango brings Scottish history to life in this first part of what we hope will be a long-running series.

Sunday, July 21, 2024
8 mins

'Alba Historical'

Introduction by the author

'Hullo! I'm just a working class guy from the east end of Glasgow, but I've got a confession to make: I'm absolutely obsessed with history! It all started when I was just seven years old, on a visit to the People's Palace on the Green. I remember being mesmerized by this canoe that had been found halfway up the high street – it blew my mind! I couldn't get enough of it and from that day on, I was hooked on learning more about my city, Glasgow.

Fast forward to today, and I'm still going strong. By the time I hit 30, my love for Scottish history had grown exponentially, and I found myself devouring books by my favorite authors – Peter Mackenzie, John Strang, John Tweed, James Cowan, and Robert Alison. These guys are the real deal, let me tell you! Their writing has inspired me to dig deeper, to ask more questions, and to explore the rich tapestry of Scotland's past.

I've been posting about our National history for about three years and Glasgow's history, for about seven years. The most popular threads usually involve Wallace and Bruce, another popular subject is the Picts.

As for Indy, I'm not very hopeful that I will see it in my lifetime. Back in 2011, I was so excited and focused on it, that I was sure we would be an Independent Nation again. Sadly, in 2014, it didn't go to plan but since then, Sturgeon has totally fucked any chances that we had and we had a few.

Now and then, someone comes along and disagrees with maybe an aspect of a historical piece but on the whole, those with a similar interest, tend to agree. Everyday, I'm blown away with the feedback. A pattern quickly emerged that indicated what I already knew and that is our own history teaching at primary and secondary school was/is pretty terrible. Folk have an appetite for knowledge - our historical knowledge - and I love that.

As I'm still working full-time, my spare time is precious, but I always make room for Twitter – it's my go-to spot for sharing my historical musings and connecting with like-minded folks with regards to Indy. I've only recently discovered my passion for writing about history, about five years ago, and I'm still getting the hang of it. Don't worry, I'm not too proud to admit my writing skills are a work in progress – thank goodness for those trusty editing tools, eh?!

Here's the best part: every single day, I stumble upon some new historical gem or tidbit that sets me off on a whole new adventure of discovery. Twenty more questions pop up, and before I know it, I'm down another rabbit hole of research and exploration. It's exhilarating, to say the least!

So, that's me in a nutshell – a working-class guy from Glasgow with a passion for Scottish history. If you're interested in chatting about the subject, let's catch up on Twitter or doon the road. Until next time, cheers!'

Clem's Twitter threads covering a multitude of Scottish historical topics can be found here:

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The Power of Shame

by Clem Fandango

The Lucrative Business of Morality: How Churches Profited from Adultery.

In the Middle Ages, the seventh commandment "Thou shalt not commit adultery" became a lucrative business for churches of every denomination. The RCC, Presbyterians, and Episcopalians all benefited financially from imposing fines and confiscating goods and land from those found guilty of adultery, fornication, and incest.

In the 18th century, Episcopalians took it a step further, publicly shaming offenders by making them stand bare-legged in a tub of water at the church door as the congregation arrived. The Church of Scotland's Kirk Sessions, composed of ruling elders, disciplined members under the General Assembly's court, with "matrons" investigating intimate details when necessary.

Fornication, adultery, and incest were common charges, with the latter mainly referring to relationships with extended family members barred by the Bible. As a result, few Sundays passed in any parish without someone paying the penalty for these "crimes."

The churches' strict enforcement of moral codes translated into a steady stream of revenue, making morality a profitable venture.

The Double Standard of the Church: A Historical Injustice

In the not-so-distant past, the Church was seen as a beacon of morality, guiding its followers along the path of righteousness. However, beneath the surface of this supposedly equalizing institution, a stark double standard existed. While the common folk were held to strict standards of behavior, the gentry and their families could often buy their way out of trouble.

It was a common practice for those with means to contribute to church funds in exchange for leniency or even outright forgiveness. This meant that those who could afford it might not even have to face the consequences of their actions, let alone receive a public rebuke. They would instead be allowed to sit in their own private loft, away from the prying eyes of the congregation, and avoid the shame and embarrassment that came with public censure.

As the traditional folksong so poignantly puts it:

"Tam maun face the minister, And she maun mount the pillar, And that's the way that they maun gae For poor folk hae nae siller."

In other words, only the poor had to face the full weight of the Church's discipline, while the wealthy could literally buy their way out of trouble.

This glaring injustice is a sobering reminder that, even in institutions we trust, power and privilege can often trump fairness and equality. It's a lesson that still resonates today, and one that we would do well to remember as we strive for a more just and equitable society.

At Campsie, in July 1704, Janet Paul was cited as being guilty of fornication and she informed the Session that she was pregnant, naming one of the heritors as the father. She was rebuked and sat on the cutty stool on several Sundays. The accused laird was then challenged and faced the congregation in October. After his first appearance he repented and was absolved the following Sunday.

In contrast, all naval and military officers, under a rule of 1708, were ordered to be examples of virtue and were instructed to ensure that every man under their command submitted himself to the discipline of the Church.

The Power of Shame: Church Discipline in 16th Century Scotland.

In 16th century Scotland, the Kirk Session, a local church court, played a significant role in maintaining moral order within communities. When an individual committed a sin, they would be summoned to appear before the congregation, where the minister would ask if they repented of their actions. The shame of public exposure often led offenders to promise to reform, and their compliance would be recorded as "penitent and obedient to discipline".

Not all offenders were willing to submit to the church's authority, however. Those who refused to apologize or change their ways were labeled "obstinat" or unrepentant, and their cases were sent to a higher court for further judgment.

For persistent offenders, excommunication was a severe punishment. Without a testimonial from the Kirk Session, they would be unable to find employment, get married, have their children baptized, or even receive a Christian burial. Despite this, some individuals remained defiant, as seen in the cases of John Tulloch and James McKay. Tulloch nonchalantly told the Session, "Little do I care, ye can dae it the morn," when threatened with excommunication. McKay, a blacksmith, continued his illegal relationship with his mistress, even after being excommunicated 14 years prior.

In contrast, some men could not face their shame. In 16th century Edinburgh, a man named Robert Drummond, alias Doctor Handie, made a name for himself as a fierce hunter of Catholics. His zealous efforts to root out papists earned him recognition, but his personal life told a different story. Drummond's multiple offenses of adultery led to public humiliation and punishment. Initially, he was banished from the city, but his services against popery secured him a pardon, and he was brought back. However, he was soon found guilty of the same crime again. This time, he was sentenced to public exposure at the stocks at the Cross of Edinburgh, accompanied by his partner in crime. To add to his shame, he was also branded on the cheek.

As he stood at the stocks, surrounded by a large crowd, Drummond's anger and defiance boiled over. "What wonder ye?" he exclaimed. "I shall give you more occasion to wonder." With those words, he took out his own knife and stabbed himself three or four times near the heart. The shocking act proved fatal, and Drummond departed this life.

This done, the magistrates ''causit harl him in ane cart through the town, the bloody knife borne behind in his hand; and on the morn harlit in the same manner to the gallows on the Burghmuir, where he was buried on the second of April 1574.''

( Domestic Annals of Scotland, Volume 1. Robert Chalmers, 1874)

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