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Strange Game

Intelligence service rejects are doomed to spend their remaining years enduring dull, paper-pushing tasks...

Saturday, October 12, 2024

by Rab Clark

Slow Horses is a stylish and popular British spy thriller and we love the theme tune, performed by Sir Mick Jagger. 

It’s all about a group of spies exiled to a grubby semi-derelict office building called Slough House because of their career-ending mistakes. There, the service rejects are doomed to spend their remaining years enduring dull, paper-pushing tasks. Strange Game highlights the show's narrative of yearning 'to get back in that game' and 'dance with the big boys again'. And those lyrics reminded us of someone...

Surrounded by losers, misfits and boozers,

Hanging by your fingernails

You made one mistake you got burned at the stake

You’re finished, you’re foolish, you failed.

There’s always a hope on this slippery slope

Somewhere a ghost of a chance

To get back in the game and burn off your shame

And dance with the big boys again.

It’s a strange strange game

A strange strange game

Such a shame shame shame

Yes a strange game

You got to carry the blame

In this strange game

You’re out on a limb and you’re trying to get in

It’s a strange game

You spoiled up the corpses exhausted your sources

Living right under a cloud

The odds are against you, the gods haven’t blessed you

You better get back on the rails

Drill down on the data, keep pushing the paper

The damp’s dripping down on the walls

It’s a million to one there’s a place in the sun

To dance with the big boys again.

It’s a strange strange game

Strange oh so strange

You don’t even know my real name

It’s a strange game

You’ve got to carry the blame

In this strange strange game

You’re out on a limb trying hard to get in

It’s a strange game.

Mick Jagger is superb at impersonating Mick Jagger. 

Who John Swinney is meant to be these days remains a wee bit of a mystery but it seems safe to say he’s not convincing as the leader of the main Scottish independence party.

Strange game right enough…

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